Wine & Roses

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

(via shoesandballoons)

— 2 hours ago with 118736 notes
helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

(via b1gsp1n)

— 2 days ago with 276395 notes
highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via dynasty-in-ya-dms)

— 2 days ago with 260539 notes

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

image

(via chimeracorp)

— 2 days ago with 85155 notes

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via dynasty-in-ya-dms)

— 3 days ago with 117338 notes